Sunday, May 3, 2009

Happy Lumpy Rug Day

Today is Lumpy Rug Day! Here's everything you need to know to successfully celebrate this holiday:

"Lumpy Rug Day is intended to appreciate a good rug. A rug should be smooth, even, and definitely not lumpy. Many of us stretch out on a rug to watch TV, play games, and even catch 40 winks. If the rug is lumpy, you'll know it.

There are a number of ways to enjoy Lumpy Rug Day:

  • If you have a lumpy rug, toss it out and get a nice, lump-less rug.
  • If you once had a lumpy rug, take a minute to remember the soft, comfortable feel of the new rug when it arrived.
  • If you never had a lumpy rug, count your blessings. You don't know what you're missing."
To be honest, I've never had a lumpy rug and wasn't even aware that rugs could ever be in that condition. So, I will celebrate today by just being grateful for my three lump-less rugs. Life is so much better with those rugs because they give us a nice place to play with Addie, and they cover the ugly spots on our floors. Thank you, rugs.

3 comments:

kate said...

Oh my gosh! You are hilarious. Thanks for the tips on the rug! ;)

Unknown said...

i love the picture!

Anonymous said...

I love it! I too did not know a rug could be lumpy, that is so funny!