For my fellow preggies that have a belly rash: I had a terrible belly rash that wouldn't go away no matter what I put on it

or didn't put on it. My mom gave me a bottle of emu oil (called Emule) and it made my rash go away like a frightened jack rabbit. It's also good for muscle aches, bug bites, sunburns, injured joints, and scars. It is a magic 100% emu oil that can take care of all your problems. I have no idea where you can buy this sweet majesty oil, but its worth the hunting time to get some. By hunting I mean going to stores, not shooting your own emu.
Today happens to be National Jelly Bean Day. I'm not sure how to celebrate this day other than eating some jelly beans. I only wish I had some. I think this day needs more publicity and dancing jelly bean

s on every street corner handing out bags of free jelly beans. Anyway, happy Jelly Bean Day! Oh, and happy Earth Day, too!
One more thing: I (not Jason because he was working, unfortunately) went to the zoo on Saturday with my brother and his lady friend. I haven't been to zoo in awhile, so it was a treat, as the zoo usually is. Here are the highlights of the day: an albino crocodile (the Ghost of the Bayou), a howling wolf, an orangutan doing a ninja roll, a kid with really long snot strings coming out of both nostrils, and a lizard with no arms or legs. I know you're thinking that I really saw a snake and I'm just confused, but the sign said it was a lizard. I guess the structure of the eyelids or something makes it a lizard, not a snake. It was a really fun day, and it ended with a Cafe Rio burrito.